January Blues

Danny had never believed in the January blues.

Until now.

Getting up in the dark. Grafting. Going home in the dark…

He was thoroughly fed up.

He contemplated his misery on the toilet one Saturday morning.

He finished.

Then he had a miracle wipe!

All was well in the world!

Massive act of plagiarism

One day, I came home from school just like normal.

I was hungry so I had a packet of smoky bacon crisps.

Then Dad came in.

He looked very serious.

He told me that Archie was very poorly, and that the vet couldn’t save him.

Things aren’t the same anymore.

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Will was irritated.

It was like there was some kind of conspiracy;

Every day, wherever he drove, everyone around him was purposely slowing down!

It was as if they thought he wouldn’t notice;

That’s what drove him mad!

Some days, he wondered if he should even be a traffic officer.

Difficulty Level: High

The letter changed everything.

Mario was acting for the greater good, but it hardly seemed to matter to these do-gooders.

Rescuing the Princess was already a tough task, but now he was going to have to attempt it with the RSPCA on his case;

Koopas were officially an endangered species.

License to let die?!

“Our agent is imprisoned in Dr. Bondcastrator's lair, in an electrified cage, surrounded by a shark tank. The lair is hidden inside an active volcano, where every possible entrance is guarded by a henchman, armed with a flame thrower, and a fierce dog. Can you get him out Bond?!”

“No.”

Trip

Paul’s position was a difficult one.

The purpose of this trip was for the boys to have fun.

And he didn’t object to that.

But he felt responsible for them.

Without spoiling everyone’s fun, he wanted to ensure they remained safe.

It’s tough being ‘the sensible one’ on a stag.

"It's the players' responsibility now."

He had been happy with his team selection throughout the tournament.

As they took the field for the final, he began to feel nervous for the first time.

He’d picked his team. Now, all he could do was watch.

If they won: Glory... well, 32 quid of sweepstake money, anyway.