Irony

Thomas always got full marks on his spellings, and had since Reception.

He hadn’t even bothered practicing this week’s, looking at them for just long enough to decide they were easy.

When they’d been marked; disaster!

19/20 for the first time ever.

A quick scan revealed the misspelled word... ‘Complacent’.

Got, Got...

The managers began negotiating, somewhat callously, in the presence of the players.

Harry wanted Owen’s sparkling striker, and instantly offered 3 defenders, admitting he didn’t need them.

Owen drove a hard bargain, insisting that Harry also forfeit a trophy!

Eventually, the deal was done... and Harry completed his sticker album.

Remember

Jimmy heard a deafening BANG, and quite simply didn’t know what to do.

He just froze, terrified, as the whole world seemed to explode around him.

The cacophony continued, as did Jimmy’s torment, until...

“Clive! I told you to shut the dog inside before you started setting those things off!”