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Monday 29 October 2012

Massive act of plagiarism


One day, I came home from school just like normal.

I was hungry so I had a packet of smoky bacon crisps.

Then Dad came in.

He looked very serious.

He told me that Archie was very poorly, and that the vet couldn’t save him.

Things aren’t the same anymore.

Wednesday 10 October 2012

Untitled


Will was irritated.

It was like there was some kind of conspiracy;

Every day, wherever he drove, everyone around him was purposely slowing down!

It was as if they thought he wouldn’t notice;

That’s what drove him mad!

Some days, he wondered if he should even be a traffic officer.

Saturday 4 August 2012

Difficulty Level: High


The letter changed everything.

Mario was acting for the greater good, but it hardly seemed to matter to these do-gooders.

Rescuing the Princess was already a tough task, but now he was going to have to attempt it with the RSPCA on his case;

Koopas were officially an endangered species.

Sunday 29 July 2012

License to let die?!


“Our agent is imprisoned in Dr. Bondcastrator's lair, in an electrified cage, surrounded by a shark tank. The lair is hidden inside an active volcano, where every possible entrance is guarded by a henchman, armed with a flame thrower, and a fierce dog. Can you get him out Bond?!”

“No.”

Friday 22 June 2012

Trip


Paul’s position was a difficult one.

The purpose of this trip was for the boys to have fun.

And he didn’t object to that.

But he felt responsible for them.

Without spoiling everyone’s fun, he wanted to ensure they remained safe.

It’s tough being ‘the sensible one’ on a stag.

Sunday 10 June 2012

"It's the players' responsibility now."


He had been happy with his team selection throughout the tournament.

As they took the field for the final, he began to feel nervous for the first time.

He’d picked his team. Now, all he could do was watch.

If they won: Glory... well, 32 quid of sweepstake money, anyway.

Wednesday 16 May 2012

Clive's nap


Clive woke up, and rubbed his eyes, in surprise.

Though he’d only planned on having a quick nap, he soon realised that a whole century had passed him by!

This had obviously altered things quite dramatically...

Out of nothing, England suddenly had a great chance of winning the test match.

Saturday 21 April 2012

Regret


He woke up, already regretting last night’s decision.

He was slightly ashamed, and also felt dirty.

A simple action would have averted this feeling; an action he’d taken countless times before.

But not last night.

His mouth felt disgusting.

If only he had brushed his teeth before going to bed.

Thursday 12 April 2012

Renewed Enthusiasm!


Having been away on holiday, Danny came back, and did the usual things;

Threw his bag down (to be unpacked later) had a cuppa, checked his emails, looked at his blog...

In 2 days, it had more views than it had received in weeks!

Danny started thinking about new posts...

Tuesday 27 March 2012

Quantifying success


The young TV producer looked on delightedly.

He had been grafting, paying his dues, and climbing the ladder for years.

Finally, here was a piece of video evidence, showing that he’d made it.

For the very first time, one of his programmes was being mocked on Harry Hill’s TV Burp

Sunday 11 March 2012

Assignment 5 in 50 words


It is interesting to consider whether popular poetry of the 1950’s made its readers into passive consumers.

My personal experience is that, while reading Ginsberg, I did indeed become passive.

This was because after about a line and a half, I didn’t have a fucking clue what was going on.

Wednesday 7 March 2012

Βουλιμία

Anna had no option but to gulp her food down quickly; there was somewhere she planned on being very soon afterwards.

She finished the whole meal in a matter of minutes.

Then, Anna moved on to her next engagement.

Kneeling by the toilet, she pushed her fingers into her throat.

Tuesday 28 February 2012

Shortly before the publishing company went bankrupt:


“Didn’t think you could come, Steve?”

“I just rejected that manuscript.” he explained. “Saved me loads of time.”

Steve often chatted with mates about books he received. This one, about a magic school, was too conventional and old fashioned to publish.

“What was it called?”

“Someone and the philosopher’s stone...”


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First time I've done this, but decided that I wasn't sure this said all I wanted it to after posting it. Had a complete re-write, and came up with this:



Steve couldn’t be bothered reading the whole manuscript.

It wasn’t bad, but was too old fashioned, and formulaic to publish nowadays.

Plus if he left now, he’d have time for a few drinks.

As he posted the rejection letter, he muttered: “Sorry Miss Rowling, Harry’ll have to be published elsewhere.”

Saturday 11 February 2012

Plug


I’ll apologise now.

This isn’t a proper story. In fact it isn’t even an improper story.

Cos it’s not a story.

As the title subtly hints, it’s a mere plug for my new project.

So, if you find 50 word stories just that bit too long, try clicking here.

Thanks!

Thursday 2 February 2012

Offensive Words


Donna couldn’t believe that Carter had just used ‘the C word’ to refer to her.

“How dare you!” she accused. “Never use that word about me!”

“I’m sorry,” Carter gently replied.

He waited a while, before Donna began to sob.

Carter spoke again.

“There are a number of treatment options...”

Tuesday 24 January 2012

No, No, No!


With hindsight, his problem had always been obvious.

After starting small, the number of pills he took snowballed.

To onlookers, he appeared to do nothing except guzzle down tablets, with increasing speed.

Now though, he had accepted his addiction, and was taking the first step towards recovery.

Pac-Man entered rehab.

Monday 16 January 2012

Bitter aftertaste


What began as a simple piece of marketing was having disastrous repercussions.

Accidents had undeniably happened, and the Salt case set a dangerous precedent; compensation costs had been astronomical.

What’s more, Willy had received letters from the legal representatives of Gloop, Teavee, and Beauregarde.

“Damn those golden tickets!” he uttered.

Monday 9 January 2012

Resolutions


He wanted to aim high.

However, his potty mouth and sweet tooth made his resolutions (giving up sweets, and swearing respectively) seem unachievable.

Three weeks in, though, he’d made no slip ups.

Innocently, he accepted a toffee offered to him at the cinema.

Then, the realisation hit him.

“Oh bollocks!”