Those three words.

She was delighted with how their first meeting was going.

He was listening intently, but also saying everything she wanted to hear.

However, as with many of these ‘dates’, the use, and timing of those three words ruined everything.

“Off the record,” he concluded, eliminating her potential front page story.

Brown bagging

Lenny sat on a bench, and began to consume his purchase, straight from its brown paper bag.

He knew there was a certain stigma attached to this, but didn’t care;

It warmed his insides!

“It’s 9.30am!” chided a passing woman.

Ignoring her, Lenny carried on munching his Greggs sausage roll.

What's in a Name?

Big plans have to start somewhere, and the propaganda campaign was well under way.

Downright lies about their identities had been fed to the public, and already these were being taken for granted.

Red Onion, Red Cabbage, Red Grape...

The purple foods’ master plan for world domination was in motion.