Traveller

As I approach my previously unknown destination, thousands of guides show me the way;

An ocean of red that sweeps me along.

I’m the only speck of white, and consequently, eyes are upon me, in curiosity or contempt.

However, this only increases my pride:

I love being an away fan.

The BFG (?)

The Bloodbottler’s argument was surprisingly convincing.

Snozzcumbers were revolting, and the BFG had never even tried children before.

Sophie cowered in his hand.

“You aren’t going to eat me are you, BFG?” she squeaked.

“I is just being called the ‘BG’ now.” he replied.

He lifted her towards his mouth.

Awkward

Marjory and Derek were both annoyed. While watching a film, both felt that they recognised the leading lady; but where from?

Derek suddenly realised. His wife could tell he’d remembered.

“Go on then.”

“Eh?”

“You’ve recognised her!”

Derek flushed.

“Derek, just tell me! What’s she been in?”

Pause.

“Afro-whores 3.”

Have I just written satire?!

Katie and Laura entered the train, continuing their conversation about their iPhones.

“It’s transformed the way I communicate with friends,” gushed Katie.

“Defo!” Laura agreed.

They sat down, tapping at their phones.

Katie played angry birds. Laura gave herself a moustache.

They didn’t speak for the remainder of the journey.

Worthwhile

Mr Johnson was pleasantly surprised by the gift from Sonny.

In truth, Sonny’s attitude throughout Year 6 had made Johnson wonder whether he’d gotten through to him at all.

As the bell went, the children filed out, for the last time.

Sonny was the first child to hug Mr Johnson.