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Thursday, 29 July 2010

29-07-01

Danny thought that he should probably feel sad.

And he did; sort of. But his sadness wasn’t reserved for specific days.

It was a sadness that usually hid, but could rear its head at anytime; at the slightest trigger, or with little warning.

His father had died nine years ago.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Behind Enemy Lines

Jack was deep in enemy territory.

Undercover, completely surrounded, he knew that one false move would mean big trouble.

He’d known the dangers from the start, hoping that he could keep his emotions, and actions under control.

When Beckford scored at Old Trafford, Jack went wild...and was promptly thrown out.

Saturday, 24 July 2010

Torture

She knew that by pressing one button, she could torture them all.

They were all strapped in place, with no feasible means of escape.

Perhaps most disturbingly of all, she knew that she would actually take enjoyment from it.

Grandma pressed play, and Cliff Richards’ Greatest Hits filled the car.

Thursday, 22 July 2010

Crossed Wires

Sean was surprised that his wife was coming along so enthusiastically.

She was in the car before him, and chattered excitedly on the journey.

However, she inexplicably became irritated when he parked outside Skipper’s Nautical Supplies; even though he had said, from the start, that they were going sail shopping.

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

Cold Turkey

Ben had been clean for 13 days, but was now struggling.

He couldn’t stop thinking about his experiences in the past; trying to focus on the morale-crushing come downs, rather than the amazing highs.

He’d vowed to give up, but couldn’t resist anymore.

Ben double clicked the Football Manager shortcut.

Friday, 16 July 2010

Yodellin' Norman

Norman had always been confident in his yodelling ability, but wanted to know what others thought.

Now, thanks to the wonders of the internet, his video was viewable to millions.

Day one; zero views.

Day two; zero views.

It continued...

Day 19; a view! And a comment!

“You suck, Norman!”

Thursday, 15 July 2010

Can you handle the truth?

“Well honestly, I think it’s an insult to their memory!” Exclaimed Percy.

“Saying that my brothers made it to my house is a lie. Even suggesting the idea, to protect children or otherwise, is offensive in the extreme!”

“All I am trying to do is promote Big Bad Wolf awareness.”