He loved her.
Her dulcet tones had never steered him wrong.
Consequently, he always followed her instructions; even ones against his better judgement.
Newer models never tempted him, and his friends’ pleas to attempt to ‘update’ her were ignored.
The result? One day his satnav directed him into a lake!
Do you want to know what's weird?? I saw the title 'Jane' and even before I'd clicked on the link, I immediately thought 'Sat nav.'
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